Mittwoch, 26. Januar 2011

what shall i read next?

give recommendation,if you have non too.
i have some titles here pls help.

o Best Served Horses by Joe Otherzombie

o Wild Cards by HUGE rr VERMIN

o The Arc of Dragons by M§M Mammmoth

o Hairy Potter and the Shaved Queen by J.R.R.Rowling

o Fear the Wiseass Men by  Podrick Payne

Topless Goddess by Stephenie Erikson

maybe i will review some of this list,but maybe.

Montag, 24. Januar 2011

say hi!

great news!!!!
my assistant Ty Ferengi is now allowing anonymous comments.say it to everyone!!

Samstag, 22. Januar 2011

mtv song contest

oh,there is a bear, a bear!!full with beard but no hair

oh,there is a  monkey,a monkey!!with Ebola and e-coli
oh,there is a donkey,a donkey!!saddlebags full with money

oh,there is a bear, a bear!!he was here and there,attends conventions and drinking beer
a bear!!a bear!!he sits on double chair,oh,but it seems like he sits in the air

oh,there is a bear, a bear!!full with beard but no hair

Montag, 17. Januar 2011

Fuck Any Groell(*upd.1.18**edit 1.19***ps)

the us editor of grrm has stated this,somewhere in 2010.
"We're hoping to have a finished manuscript by Christmas. He's told me he has five chapters left and bits of each chapter are done. He really wants it done by the end of the year. We really—I mean really—want to announce the pub date in January."

i think her name is Annie Groell or Anna Groell or was it Anne Groell
whatever her name is called Fuck any Groell until ADwD is released.

meanwhile keep swearing!

*on the other hand what possibly could she do if you have grrm as writer
**on another hand ,why should George increase writing speed when he has such an editor.
(if George had more hands as two he could easily eat more pizzas at the same time)
***just want to mention that is still January!!

Mittwoch, 12. Januar 2011

not AGAIN please!!

i dont know how often George was out of his home last year.he is on cons,he is on vacation,he is on book signing and i dont know what else.
seems like a homeless one to me.

i am sure if you read this then you sure was on his blog and read his latest posts.

first he was sick AGAIN,now he is home AGAIN.and i am sure he will be homesick AGAIN.

you see i read and learn english in past,present and future.
thank GRRM!!

Dienstag, 11. Januar 2011

news all around the world

@House Random is arises from nothing and announced the (copy)rights to westeros. 
@Ser Gregorr Martyn is in Old Town and will sign his sigil to some decayed cowhide puplicly.
@the moot in westeros is over.they are counting the dead.we will announce  immediately who has won  the iron throne.
@weather: everywhere clouds.and no sign of winter.
@sport: at the seasonal horse race at Riverrun The Mount that Rides placed the last place.the race was won by khal Drogo

ps: from time to time i will update this blog with news here.more seriously facts.but if you are interrested in trash and book covers go look elsewere like Suvudu or Amazon,or other Review bloggers.

Freitag, 7. Januar 2011

milking the bull

while on my absence here i was some sort of Mr.Martin(more because of him).

first i thought he has ebola.logical conclusion of his monkey KONG relationship.
then i never heard anything of  e-coli or Urosepsis(just watched some parts of uromania titles german production).
if the antibiotics not helps he can try with the milk of the poppy.

he should be very relieved that he had only Urosepsis and not an anal he can attend to his book signing  without any critical incidents.

what means that for ADWD release?just there are more sick fans now.

get well George,you make us sick.

Mittwoch, 5. Januar 2011

writing like (sweet)Martin

there are many GRRM dedicated sites out there.but not one like this.this site is dedicated to the fans.not realy for the straight fans you know.more to the illuminated fans.
and for Stephen Boucher
wizard of Windows, dragon of DOS
without whom this post would have
been written in crayon

this was just to say hi(i hope it was english).for now i am on my next post topic,must leave and try to finish it letter for letter,word for word to get it in the upcomming days.but dont nail me on it.

and dont ask about the release may easily force me to close this blog.
i am not your bitch!